The virtue. Are you gonna be an A-hole tonight, not even know? Based on the candy you're about

to give out. That was Cassie's question. And Cassie, before we even get into it, let me

read this from the all credible internets. If you're buying candy for trick or treaters,

you ultimately have to decide which direction you want to go. You want to be known as the

King-sized candy house. Dilla. Of course you do. Or the house with all the sour candy. Do you

want to be the house with the never ending candy? Or perhaps you're handing out apples and

boxes of raisins? You really want to be that person? Your choice of candy is a status marker,

Cassie. It's a reflection of who you are and who you want to be. Most people will likely opt

for something in the middle or select candies that the candy buyer and their families like. But

yes, you are being judged woman. It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. So here's the thing. I

talked to you guys a little while ago about how it's my daughter, my three-year-old Hazel's first

Halloween trick or treating. And I didn't want her to have a bunch of candy one because she doesn't

really have candy. But also just for me, I don't like some of the ingredients and some of the

commercially produced candy bars. So I have found candy that passes the Cassie code that I approve of.

So we're going to switch a few pieces out and let her have like one piece of each. Hey,

everyone was like on like a lot of people agreed with me on this. So she's got like a special

lollipop. It's just free of like weird dyes and stuff. It's still a lollipop. It's not like a sugar

free or anything. It's a lollipop. But instead of like red dye 40, it uses black current juice.

That's the only sweat. That's actually all I'm giving out is red dye 40 for the kids.

Whatever, I'm not going to go and do it anyway. So by the way, I'm going to make fun of you

on this. But my fiance is directly on board with you and this guy and healthy Halloween kind of thing.

Do read the research. It's crazy. But anyway, so I still don't want to have heard I have a ton

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