Will Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's Relationship Survive 2026?

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Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

J&J break down the most unhinged celeb “Jump Scare Couples” of 2025. From Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez to Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun to Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau. They also dive into the chaotic romance of JoJo Siwa & Chris Hughes and the age-gap spectacle that is Bill Belichick & Jordon Hudson, predicting which pairs will fizzle, which will last, and which should come with a warning label? Then they answer a listener’s email about the weirdest question ever: “Which picture do you actually look like?” Be sure to vote for BETCH of the Year, judge freely, and relive the wildest celeb couple moments of the year 👉 https://betches.com/betch-of-the-year-nominees/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.2	Both sides of my family grandfathers had hair till death and had color in their hair
0:41.4	till death.
0:42.2	Wow.
0:43.1	Good hair jeans.
0:44.6	We have some hair jeans.
0:46.6	Yes.
0:47.0	Well, it's a little bit of an awkward thing with the skullnicks and the Abrahams in my family
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1:00.9	Yes.
1:01.5	Younger for I think more on our,
1:05.8	I guess maybe our dad has worse hair too,
1:07.5	but like worse hair.
1:09.6	Interesting.
1:10.0	Distinctive.
1:11.0	I'm sure they like hearing this part of the episode.
1:13.9	That they have better hair?
1:15.2	Worse hair.
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