Will I Make You Late for Work? | Pete Aguilar
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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France lashes out at the U.S. over a submarine deal, Dulcé Sloan tries to make people late for their jobs, and Rep. Pete Aguilar discusses Congress's investigation of the Capitol riot.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | Ow! |
| 0:05.0 | Um, did you see that Space Force has, they finally got their uniforms? |
| 0:10.0 | Like they got like a, yeah, no they got, like I didn't even know Space Force was still a thing. |
| 0:14.0 | I thought it was one of those things, it was like trumps like space floors and then it would just go, but apparently it's like a thing now. |
| 0:20.0 | And they got their uniforms, but I don't know if you've seen them, you should actually google it. |
| 0:23.0 | It's just like normal uniforms and the pants are just baggy. |
| 0:26.0 | But it's not like, you know, like I wanted like, they should have got like Kanye to do, you know what I mean? |
| 0:32.0 | Like he looks like he makes alien clothes. |
| 0:34.0 | Like I feel like if aliens invaded Earth, they'd be like, yo guys must die all at wall, this guy. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, what's that fashion? My man. |
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| 0:47.0 | It's the Daily Show, here's a dish. |
| 0:49.0 | Tonight, submarine warfare. |
| 0:52.0 | COVID takes the goal and representative Pete Akyu. |
| 0:57.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:02.0 | Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm Trevor Noah and today is Tuesday, September 21st. |
| 1:08.0 | Let's kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic. |
| 1:11.0 | The only thing that's gone on longer than someone explaining Bitcoin to you. |
| 1:15.0 | In fact, it's gone on so long it just broke a 100 year old record. |
| 1:20.0 | COVID-19 is now the deadliest pandemic in our nation's history. |
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