Introducing The Daily Show's Second Annual Pandemmy Awards | Aly Raisman

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Nurses experience pandemic burnout in the U.S., Trevor rolls out the second annual Pandemmy Awards, and Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman discusses her documentary special "Darkness to Light."

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.2	I feel like kids are lucky these days because...
0:08.2	I mean, they're always lucky.
0:09.9	Like kids are the luckiest.
0:11.2	Because they get like a lollipop when they get a vaccine shot.
0:15.0	Like, just when you get a shot in general, you get like a lollipop.
0:18.8	And then when you get older, they just stop giving you the lollipop.
0:21.7	But I mean...
0:23.7	We still, I mean, why do you not need a lollipop?
0:26.0	I don't understand what that has to do with anything.
0:27.5	Because you still got the shot.
0:28.3	There's no need to stop giving people a lollipop.
0:30.8	Do you know what I mean?
0:31.8	But then if I asked for a lollipop, then my doctor's like,
0:33.2	Oh, grow up Trevor.
0:34.3	I'm like, I'm grown up, but I just like lollipops.
0:37.0	I just think it's, you know?
0:39.3	It's whatever.
0:42.1	I mean, I could buy my own lollipops, yeah.
0:43.6	But that's not the point.
0:44.4	Like a free lollipop is very different to like...
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