Hey, the bird show. We might have similar storylines going on here with the love that got away.

Not even close.

A couple of minutes ago, it was Leah and Lincoln, and now it's Abby and a man named Jesus.

That is the most dubious opening you could have given this. How you compare my religious trauma to lea i mean you

uniting with the love of her life after 10 years you had a beautiful relationship with jesus then you

ghosted them for two years and now you're back knocking on the door and you're afraid jesus not gonna

answer jesus where are you see. I got someone that got away.

I'm so deeply uncomfortable with this.

This is the rest of my life and for all eternity.

This is not just some boy toy I dated in high school.

Although some people do like to use the term date Jesus, which I've always found to be very uncomfortable and weird.

They do?

Oh my God.

You know how many sermons I've listened to where people are like, just enjoy being single, date Jesus.

And I'm like, no thanks.

Well, let's not do that.

You haven't been swiping right on Jesus for a while.

We really need to.

People were mad that I was talking about my dating life too much.

So they're like, talk about something else.

So here I am trying to talk about something else. So here I am trying to talk about something else. So let's talk about my relationship with Christianity, which is in a tumultuous spot.

I have a weird time describing my relationship with Christianity because it is weird to be like,

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