The Bird Show.

You guys want to get in on this.

What is the longest graduation ceremony you ever had to attend?

1-855 Bird Show.

Maybe we'll call it the Birch Show Book of Records, right?

Reason why I'm asking here is my son is about to graduate and he's got 31 in his graduating class 31 that should take you 30 minutes one minute

per kid to walk across the stage right um no um because it's a private catholic school uh they are

also doing a mass you're gonna be there a minute 31 kids three hour graduation ceremony you're kidding wow're going to be there a minute. 31 kids, three-hour graduation ceremony.

You're kidding.

Wow, get comfortable.

What are you doing for the other two and a half hours?

I don't know a lot about Catholicism, but I don't think it takes that long.

Three-hour graduation ceremony?

Have you sat through, like, have you sat through a full mass?

Once.

It is a long time.

It's a lot of standing.

They got you, man.

They got you in there.

Like wedding, whenever I go to a wedding and I see it's a full Catholic mass wedding,

I wear different shoes.

I do feel like there's got to be a time where we can reimagine graduation ceremonies.

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