Will Finally Plans His Treasure Hunt
Crash On My Couch
Kast Media
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode of COMC, we discuss the parallel universe versions of ourselves that probably exist (spoiler alert they are NOT good people), we discuss why the hell there are sooo many bots on Twitter right now, and Will deep dives on the internet to find the best metal detector an amateur treasure hunter could hope for!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hey guys. |
| 0:11.8 | Welcome back to Crash on my couch. |
| 0:15.4 | Crash on my couch. |
| 0:17.6 | I think we need to make that a little bit more sing-songy. |
| 0:20.4 | So it's like Crash on my couch. A bit more musical. Yeah, because when I write it, I'm like, fuck, we didn't change that. Yeah, we never change it. So now we're going to change it. Now we're going to change it. Hi guys. And welcome back to crash on my couch. So here's the problem, though, is that we don't have like a definite melody that we've both decided upon. So when one of us starts riffing, then the other one has to try to immediately try to compensate for it. But because we're both sweet people, we both try to compensate for each other's riffing. And then it just sounds like nonsense. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's okay because we realize it. Yes. And we're working on it. |
| 0:52.2 | And that's all you can do in this world. It's just work on things, right? That's true. Have you been well? I've been good. There's nothing else to report. No, it's been a long day. It's been a long day and a very boring week and a long life. A long life. and I'm bored of the quarantine. |
| 0:53.5 | I know everybody is. |
| 0:54.7 | Yep, I'm bored now. |
| 1:13.9 | Yep. and a long life a long life and I'm bored of the quarantine I know everybody is yep I'm bored now yep I'm bored and we all are starting to get on my tits start and get on my |
| 1:18.4 | tits too and I got two of them yeah there's my titties are have gotten on to yeah with all |
| 1:23.3 | this yeah it would be you know what it would be nice it was know what? Here's the thing. I think everyone's gone through stages, right? So I saw people like talking about the stages. And right now, in the beginning, I was in the stage of like, ooh, this is kind of cool. Ooh, like we're all having like, not cool because obviously it's terrible and everything is awful but when |
| 1:44.4 | i was trying to find like the lighter side of things i was like oh this is good like it'll give me an |
| 1:49.1 | excuse to like use my time indoors to do something productive and like stay positive through all |
| 1:53.8 | of this and that faded away you know what probably just about as quickly as i thought it would, which is right around the second month. Yeah, the initial, like, whenever there's like a big thing that happens, I feel like there's this like adrenaline that there's like, um, even though it's awful, there's an energy, there's a little bit of an excitement. I say that word very lightly, but there's like this, uh, well, it's, it's new. It's weird. |
| 2:19.1 | It's like scary and you don't know what's going on, but everyone's indoors and we're all |
| 2:23.0 | just trying to do our best. And at that time as well, everyone was in it together, right? |
| 2:28.0 | So like it wasn't, it didn't really feel like it was like a politicized thing necessarily. |
| 2:33.5 | It felt like everyone was just in it together. Now it feels like the political landscape is even worse and everything's just fucking garbage fire. It's like when there's like an earthquake. Yeah. And you have that like rush for adrenaline and you're like, that was kind of crazy. Like we went through that. Yeah. Wow. Can you believe that? Like we went through that. Like what are we going to have to do? like do that was kind of crazy. Like, we went through that. Yeah. Wow, can you believe it? Like, what are we going to have to do? |
| 2:52.8 | Like, do the, like, running for all the scenarios. |
| 2:55.4 | But then the earthquake ends. |
| 2:57.4 | And you're like, okay, you're back to my life. |
| 2:59.1 | It felt like we've been a... |
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