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Crash On My Couch

The War With Our Neighbor Rages On

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Arden and Will eat the rich, trap their neighbors like in an acme cartoon, and learn what qualifies as “adventurous” in America! 

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0:00.0

Well, hey guys.

0:11.7

Welcome back to Crash on My Couch.

0:14.6

I'm Arden.

0:15.6

And this is your show.

0:17.6

This is it.

0:18.6

This is it, everybody.

0:19.6

I like the opening.

0:20.6

Yeah. But it's the same

0:22.9

more we can do. Okay. Let's workshop it. Well, we do different. Hi, I'm Arden. I'm well. And we're

0:30.6

about to get wiggity wicked. Now I'm going to stop you right there. Remix. And we have like a sound effects that go,

0:38.8

rub,

0:38.9

but remix.

0:39.9

Like we're scratching those records.

0:43.9

Yeah.

0:44.3

And turning those decks.

0:45.6

Yeah.

0:46.2

I'm gonna tell you right now,

0:47.5

I think that in,

0:49.7

in light of what you just said,

0:53.2

I think that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We could also record an opening crash from my house jingle. Okay. Which I think would be hilarious. Of us doing a little singing song thing? Yeah. I actually think that would be lit. I don't know why we haven't done that yet. I know, because we would be really good at it. If you guys have any suggestions on the lyrics. Yeah.

1:11.6

That we could incorporate into the jingle.

1:13.6

Yeah, let us know.

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