This is the Guardian. you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch.

You'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots.

Doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad, and definitely

doesn't close before you finish work. You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids

give money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the Bank built for you.

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Brighton brought Lee Miller's beautifully sensitive photography, and in East Sussex I peaked into David Hockney's deeply personal works. to and opens doors to new exhibitions for half the price too.

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This message was paid for by the art fund. Hello and welcome to The Guardian Football Weekly. How Chelsea would it be to be garbage all season and end up with two trophies,

a really comfortable win at Villa Park, a place where teams until very recently lost all the time.

Is it worth even trying to work out what this means?

Apart from the fact that Potch has some good

and sometimes they will be good, we'll do the other replays for us, need penalties

to see off Bristol City while all the other championship games go to form.

There's a Premier League preview which of the title chases is most likely to drop points,

City host Everton, Liverpool Burnley, while Arsenal go to West Ham, so probably none of them.

We've got the Afghan and Asian Cup semi-finals to run through. Did we see the Wilson scenario in all its glory?

Also is it worth flying across the world to watch eight minutes of football at the Abbey?

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