Will Cheating Karma Catch Me In My Next Relationship?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

‘Twas the U Up? before Christmas so J&J dressed up for fun. Regardless of your holiday plans, you won’t want to miss this one! With unhinged holiday spirit taking over the entire studio, they play a round of “Naughty or Nice?”, offer up Jared’s first date of 2025, and end with a holiday competition of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas rewrites by Jared and our producer, Candice. Plus, the Awkward Encounter involves a feline funk and J&J give a reality check when a cheating woman writes in with hopes for her next relationship before she’s ended her current one. Head to our Instagram @u.up.podcast to vote on our pod poetry and get details on how to win a date with Jared. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?
0:04.0	Oh, I'll take your silence as a yes.
0:06.0	Want you games on day one like Call of Duty Black Op 6 or Stalker 2?
0:10.0	I thought so.
0:11.0	How about unlocking all the League of Legends champions when you link your Riot Games account?
0:15.0	All for one low monthly price?
0:17.0	Well, guess what? We got you!
0:19.0	Learn more at Xbox.com slash PC Game Pass. Stalker to
0:22.6	available November 20th, 2024. Game catalog varies by region and overtime. And yeah, that's
0:27.8	the end of the script. It was all so hectic. His cheeks were like roses. His nose was perfect.
0:35.7	He must have gotten it done. Is that anti-Semitic?
0:40.6	Is this rhyme?
0:44.4	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Trudana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried.
0:51.3	Ho! Ho! Oh! Merry Christmas.
0:55.6	Merry Christmas, Jared.
0:57.0	Happy Hanukkah.
0:57.8	Happy Hanukkah to you as well.
0:59.7	Yes.
1:00.0	All who celebrate anything.
1:03.1	Yes.
1:03.5	Happy, happy holidays.
1:05.3	Merry Christmas.
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