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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

These opinions are WILDLY UNPOPULAR!!!!!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob

0:12.0

Welcome back. Oh, it's the bros. Why? Oh, I

0:19.0

It's fine. We'll just keep going. I'm entertaining you guys as Jacob adjust the camera. What was wrong?

0:24.2

I was a little bit too close. Good to see too much of the details of our face. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, you could actually see our acne

0:34.6

So we had to zoom out guys. Oh, yeah breaking news. I've had an acne breakout because we went on a weekend's get away this weekend

0:41.3

And I don't know what I didn't wash my face the whole time and ate pizza before bed and I grew a couple's that's

0:47.3

Just this one in that one. Yeah, and

0:50.1

I don't know exactly where they were the shade of it all. Oh

0:56.2

I hate when I like you don't wash your face for one night and somehow you develop acne. I know there's one night of not washing

1:03.2

Me or something like whatever mom vacation pizza before bed chick contenders. Yeah, and then you wake up

1:08.1

It's just a face of acne. I noticed the full

1:12.0

Like one night somehow changes your end of face also if you're watching this on video

1:16.7

I'm sorry that I'm back in what some of you refer to as the white trash recliner. Oh

1:21.5

Yeah, I'm in the rocking recliner and I've said this before I'll say it again

1:27.2

I don't know I think I'm in this I'm an old soul or some people saying

1:32.0

Yeah, I love I love I'm old man recliners that rock. I don't know what it is. It gives you a grandpa, persona

1:38.7

I know because like you about to tell a story to your kids

1:42.1

I remember when I was literally 18 I was buying furniture for my apartment when I moved to LA

1:47.5

Yeah, and I was like all I care about is a recliner and the worker was like it do you there's like a grandpa living with you

1:55.0

Taking care of someone and I'm like no, it's for me literally all I cared about was the recliner

1:59.3

And did you end up going on and reading a book? I?

2:03.0

Have read many books on recliners. Oh, so maybe your true self was like you are supposed to be a grandpa

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