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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Boujee Water Bottle Problems

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Only people with boujee water bottles can sit with us!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob

0:12.0

Welcome back, oh, it's the bros. Oh, you were sitting on the cord

0:15.7

I'm gonna run the podcast. Oh shit. Oh, we gonna send a read that whole thing. Sorry about that guys. Oh wait

0:22.5

I don't mean guys. I mean blows in the hose. Oh, I'm actually looking at your mic right now

0:26.9

There's just a big gala of hair. I know but you know I would say you but I'm used to it like before I when I ate lunch today before I

0:36.0

Lunch I was putting Luna the dog the palm of my hand and he was out of all my hands and I didn't even wash my hand

0:43.0

So I probably ate hair for whatever is that for right? You know sometimes you have a dog and they shed but um

0:50.2

It's creepy because last week Luna was in the video podcast sitting here and Jacob was talking about her winking and people sent us

0:56.9

A clip of what right when Jacob talked about Luna winking at him Luna wings. So that kind of is

1:04.0

No, that's an understatement that is wailed and kind of creepy is she an extra terrestrial

1:10.7

I bet you right now she's winking. She's sitting on my lap again

1:13.2

Yeah, and she is I think that's a way of communicating with humans and it means something

1:18.9

It's someone emailed us inside it means they love you

1:22.1

But I think it means something people like she's trying to tell us guys you need to escape right now

1:27.4

It probably just means that there's some she has allergies and it's like please bring me to the vet because I have an eye allergy

1:33.0

He's making me blink my eyes, but it's weird because usually Luna gets scared around cameras

1:37.4

But ever since last week she wants to sit over here whenever we do the podcast

1:40.9

I think she kind of knows she's getting attention. Oh, yeah, because she realized that people comment about her and she's like

1:48.0

Wait, I kind of want more people to know who I am she's addicted to the fame cloud and followers

1:52.2

Yeah, cuz she wants to like kind of go into a maybe oh, yeah

1:55.8

I got pomeranian to her her and gif pumb oh didn't gif pumb die RIP

2:00.5

Or was that one of them died? Yeah, I him like the other dad. I think it was him though

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