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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Wildest Shark Attacks w/ Theo Von | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 197

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we have a very special 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Theo Von! They discuss having sunglass options, old school comedians with gimmicks, Matt Rife, and the evolution of getting on TV shows. They talk about Ole Miss and LSU College Football. They discuss how money has the potential to demotivate you and the feeling of making people laugh.

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This week on Two Bears One Cave, most dudes that look like that are not that funny.

0:05.3

And most dudes look like that are women.

0:08.3

How is it in Nashville, by the way?

0:09.7

You couldn't cheat on your wife there.

0:11.1

Yeah, okay.

0:12.1

If we were lifeguards, people would die.

0:15.2

That one's got to go.

0:16.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:16.8

You got to let him go.

0:17.7

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