WILDEST REALISATIONS WHEN YOU GOT OLDER?!

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4.8 • 9.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Shxts N’Gigs is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as James and Fuhad help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

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0:00.0	You said nothing.
0:00.8	Yeah, because this is the man you don't marry, girls.
0:03.0	This is the man you don't marry.
0:04.6	You marry a protector.
0:06.0	Yeah?
0:07.0	Someone that's gonna fight for your family.
0:08.6	That's who you marry.
0:12.0	Wow.
0:13.0	Yeah, 100%.
0:15.0	A-13.
0:16.0	Yeah, blown up.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:24.3	Nice. Yeah. Guys, girls, welcome in.
0:28.3	It's a good day, no?
0:29.4	It's a great day.
0:30.1	The weather's nice.
0:31.0	The sun is out.
0:32.0	Spring is sprung.
0:33.2	My mood is better.
0:34.3	So I'm happy.
0:35.2	When would you say that what do you think the date is for the first day of spring? I checked yesterday. Based on what you're feeling and seeing and everything right now. I'll say like the 28th of February. 28th of February? Yeah, last day of February. But I think it's actually the first of March. It's the 20th of March. Say, where? Yeah, so we're early. Yeah, way early.
0:55.0	We're still in winter.
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