INTELLIGENT INSULTS THAT HIT YOU LATER?!
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
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Shxts N’Gigs is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as James and Fuhad help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/
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| 0:00.0 | If I was a cameraman, the ting will be shaking and the boom mic, you see it and shot all the time. |
| 0:07.0 | I'll be letting go. |
| 0:12.0 | Guys, welcome in. Monday, Fonday. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.0 | It is a Monday Fonday. |
| 0:19.0 | Is it? |
| 0:20.0 | Monday, of course. No, I mean like, I mean from you, like you. Oh, I'm nice. Like, I slept well. My skin looks great. I'm getting a trim today. We're going to Japan tomorrow. Like, I've got so many positives. I've got no reason to be negative. Gang, I'm excited. Can I say something? Yes, you can. I don't actually know if I will be going to Japan tomorrow |
| 0:38.8 | because these men are not updating me on flights. |
| 0:52.0 | What do you mean? I've been keeping my mouth quiet and I've also been lazy. I'm on it today. But like, you know how like... 24 hours before we leave? Yeah, you know how an airline will be like, get ready for your flight, check in online. |
| 0:54.1 | I've had nothing for it. |
| 0:54.5 | And obviously, you know when new man's thing was cancelled and retta-tete-tete-tete. I checked every |
| 0:59.8 | there's there. They didn't send me nothing. So I'm kind of in limbo right now thinking, I didn't |
| 1:04.8 | actually know if I am going to around tomorrow, but I'm sure it's fine. So why haven't you |
| 1:10.8 | checked? |
| 1:11.7 | I told you, lazy. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah, but bar laziness aside. |
| 1:14.8 | Is there a bar? |
| 1:15.7 | I feel like there should be. |
| 1:17.1 | I feel like it's not, I feel like, okay, my perspective is, so for example, I bought, |
| 1:23.6 | I bought a camera case for my camera, which didn't arrive and it said I was getting a refund. I saw the email and I saw the refund thing and I was like, oh, that's annoying. I know I should get another one, so I get it on time. But aside from being lazy, I was also like, I'll leave. I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it until the last minute, which I thought about on the way to work today. I was like, I'm not going to get it tomorrow. So I'm fully charged. So it's laziness as well as allowing myself to leave it to the last minute. Right. Yeah. Okay. The reason I think in the back of my mind, there's a devil on my shoulder that's like, |
| 2:02.4 | if you do find out that it's not patterned, you can actually just try and find a direct. |
| 2:07.9 | I think that's what. |
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