Wildest Deaths from Wikipedia | TMT 163
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
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🗓️ 8 February 2026
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Mrs. P takes a deep dive into the world's strangest, stupidest, and craziest deaths. From coconuts, to vending machines, to crazy inventions and death during sex. Also Alex gets the spray bottle every time he brings up the Epstein Files.
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0:00 Intro - Crazy, not suspicious Death
0:30 Alex Gets the Spray Bottle for Mentioning Epstein
2:07 Coconuts and Turtle Shell Deaths
7:49 Vending Machines Deaths
13:48 Amusement Park Deaths
25:54 Whitney Cummings is in the Files!
33:07 Deaths by Toilet
43:32 Deadly Animals like Horses and Elephants
50:40 Inventor is the Word's Most Dangerous Profession
54:57 Death by Sex
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today we're talking about death, but not the metaphor of death. |
| 0:03.1 | Actual deaths, like final destination level death, crazy deaths that Mrs. P found on Wikipedia. |
| 0:09.5 | Not suspicious deaths. |
| 0:10.9 | No, no, no, no, crazy deaths like lions and toilets and elephants. |
| 0:14.3 | Oh my! |
| 0:14.9 | On today's episode of... |
| 0:16.1 | Too Many Tabs. |
| 0:19.5 | Remember to Smile. |
| 0:22.4 | Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table. |
| 0:28.5 | And like all of you out there, I have been wrapped pouring over the Epstein files. |
| 0:32.8 | No. What? What? No. We are not doing that today. Is that Lysol? |
| 0:37.9 | No, it's water, I swear. It burns a little bit. Okay, well, maybe you will learn a lesson. About what? We're not talking about that today. What are we talking about then? We're going to talk about death. Jeffrey, I've seen that a suspicious. No, no, no. No. Okay. We're going to talk about silly billy, kind of humorous, weird, wild, like that movie Final Destination, death. Okay. We're not talking about the Epstein files. We're talking about stuff that should be in the X files. Okay. Got it. Understood. Okay. All right. Okay. You ready to get started? Can you put the water bottle down? Yeah, put it right over here. Oh, great. That's fine. Well, not the logo out. They didn't pay for that. No, no. So listen, no, here's what happened. I found a wiki page. A Wikipedia page that's literally called list of unusual deaths. That's where you started your tabs this week. Yeah. literally was like, wait, hold on. And when you go to this page, there's so many. And then there's lists within lists within lists. There's tabs within tabs within tabs within tabs within tabs within tabs within one wiki page. So I spent hours just scrolling through finding the weirdest, silliest, and deeply concerning deaths I could. |
| 1:44.7 | Okay. |
| 1:46.4 | So this is just a list of deaths? |
| 1:50.9 | Yeah, but it's also like not talking about the news, right? |
| 1:52.0 | I guess that's true. |
| 1:54.6 | Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah. |
| 1:56.2 | Honestly, yeah. |
| 2:00.6 | I think just talking about a bunch of people dying is probably better than talking about the news, |
| 2:20.7 | which is mostly a bunch of people. Listen, listen, okay? What? I wanted to start somewhere where you're comfortable. Okay, where am I comfortable? Which is Greek tragedies. Oh, yeah, ancient Greek tragedies. Ancient Greek tragedies. Okay. That's where you're comfortable. You love that stuff. I do. You know what? There's something about Greek islands that are a lot different. I swear to God. Okay. |
| 2:21.0 | Don't you dare. What I'm going to talk about is Asculis. Iskoulis? Is that how you say his name? Iskulis? The father of Greek tragedy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know how he died? No, you don't know how he died. He died because a tortoise was dropped from the sky because an eagle was holding it. |
| 2:39.7 | And the eagle, I guess, mistaken him for a rock and dropped a tortoise on his head thinking |
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