The EVIL COMPANY you are paying EVERY DAY | TMT 164
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Mrs. P takes a deep dive into Private Equity and the evils it brings and how its tentacles touches every part of our life. From food, to dating, to music, to owning the words largest DNA database. Nothing is safe.
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0:00 Intro - I got into Private Equity
0:26 What is Private Equity?
6:03 Theme Parks Have All Been Bought Up
9:26 Blackrock vs. Blackstone and Other Evil Names
12:20 Ancestry.com and the Mormon Afterlife
19:39 Thanks SPANX!
26:09 Bumble and Dating Apps and Dog Apps
35:14 What Music does Blackstone Own?
37:44 How Mr and Mrs. P Accidentally Helped Private Equity
44:10 Legoland
46:01 Hotels
49:07 Crumble Cookies
1:00:34 A.I. and the End of the World?
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| 0:00.0 | This week, I learned everything about a company that owns everything. |
| 0:03.9 | From the beds you sleep in when you travel to the music you listen to. |
| 0:06.6 | They're walking your dog and eating your cookies. |
| 0:08.8 | I got into private equity and you're not getting out of it. |
| 0:15.5 | Remember to smile. |
| 0:17.9 | Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table. Last week, we talked about tragic deaths. Tragic death. What I did focus on was those amusement parks. Remember how scared I got of amusement parks after that episode? Yeah, because we used to really enjoy amusement parks. And then we had a toddler and you were like, I don't know if we can go to amusement parks. And I was like and I was like he's like this tall that we can go to amusement parks? And then I said no you don't |
| 0:40.7 | know the things I've seen on the internet about amusement parks now. Anyway I went on one and I was like I wonder if there's any amusement parks that are safe. Who owns these amusement parks? Who's making sure they're safe? And guess what? |
| 0:51.8 | I found a new rabbit hole. |
| 0:53.5 | I've jumped into it. |
| 0:54.8 | Turns out private equity. |
| 0:56.7 | Private equity. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah, private equity. they're safe. And guess what? I found a new rabbit hole. I've jumped into it. Turns out |
| 0:55.6 | private equity. Private equity owns a lot of stuff, including a lot of amusement parks. Oh, no. |
| 1:02.1 | I know. Now, I did want to quickly jump in before we get started and explain what private equity is a |
| 1:07.7 | little bit for people that don't understand why private equity owning an |
| 1:11.7 | amusement park might be a bad idea. Yeah, because private equity is one of those terms that gets |
| 1:15.3 | thrown around a lot now. And I feel like oftentimes people end up like, they feel like they |
| 1:20.9 | miss the first day of class when people talk about some of this stuff. Because we're like, |
| 1:24.1 | private equity is evil. And people are like, I don't know what that means. Yeah. So here's what it is. |
| 1:28.3 | Private equity is an investment class consisting of capital invested into private companies and then that |
| 1:36.3 | company is not listed on the stock exchange. |
| 1:39.3 | Private equity, the whole idea of it is they invest in a company, they acquire the company, they restructure it, and then they grow the business, and then their whole goal is they're gonna sell it for a profit in like five or 10 years. Yeah. That's their whole goal. Buy it, restructure it, and grow it, and then sell it. Now that sounds great on paper. Yeah. That does sound great on paper. And there's a |
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