Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You guys. Well, going back to confidently and scared the puck. Guess where we're absolutely sure. We don't know everything. I am your host, Zach Newy Towers and I'm your host, Kelsey Dera. Oh my god.

Zach. Hi. What's your middle name? Excuse me? Well, what's my middle name? No, we yeah. Okay. That was easy. What's my what do you mean? I'm your best friend. Kelsey Elizabeth. No, that's my sister's middle name. Kelsey Diane.

Kelsey Rebecca. When you hear it, you're gonna be like, oh my god. I knew that. Oh no. What is it? Wow. It's a lead. Kelsey Lee. Yes. Oh, I don't think I would have gotten

I'm just being honest. You never say it. No. Well, I mean, it's not that important to me. I'm just trying to steal your identity. One piece of information at a time. Okay. Well, you're really playing the long game with that. Yeah. Um,

Hi. How do you live in this day? It's definitely not one day. It's been women's month. International women's month. For a month. We're on like the last week of it. I think I've been trying to talk about women and Kelsey's Kelsey Lee Dera has been like, I don't want to.

Yeah. For sure. Have been trying to do a woman's episode. And we finally did the research to do it. She said I'm kind of over women right now. Literally slander. My lawyer will be drawing up contracts. Um, guys, it's women's history month. So international women's month. International women's day was on like the eighth or some shit. I don't know who decided that. Oh, oh wait. So we only care about local women. No, it's all month and then international people.

Okay. Stop trying to cancel people. Just like canceling sitting. I'm wondering. Okay. Well, um, for this episode, we're going to have some fun and games. Yes. But to start, I wanted to give us a little background in the origins of women's history month. I've got my Celsius here.

Don't lie to people. Oh, wait. This is a lawny new. I'm sorry. Yeah. Wow. Did you taste this? No, I'm not doing anything. Kelsey loves. I tried to attempt. Yeah. I tried to do the first woman. Eve.

Which is I'm guessing part of the origin story of this month.

You're bringing Bible study into this when it suits my narrative. Republican. Yes.

Hey, I haven't update though. This is technically women's history. Remember, PP guy. Yes. Last week, if we were talking about our ex and there was a guy I've been talking up with who calls his penis is PP and he came over on Sunday. And I confronted him about it. Oh my God.

And I said, we talked about it on the podcast. My co host validated me by losing his mind. Literally, he was laying naked in my bed too while I was like having this conversation.

And I was like, when they're at their most vulnerable when he's all sleepy and emotional. And I was like, who told you that was like a way to talk about your PP after like preschool and like in a sexual way.

No girl thinks that that's hot. And he's like, well, one girl thought it was funny. And I go, no, no, no. She thought it was funny. Break it down for me. And he goes, well, I said something like a sexy talk. And she went.

Aha, I love it that you call it your PP. So she liked it. She said she loved it. And I said, no, no, honey. She was going, ha, I love that you call it your PP. She wasn't telling no, she was not asking for.

Yeah.

But he took that one text out of context and thought all women wanted to be his PP.

Never. And then what happened? And he was like, I'm sorry, I won't call it that anymore. And so he stopped.

He better.

But I also, you're right that it wasn't just like, I needed to say, hey, don't call it that around me. I was like, we need to.

No one likes that.

Yeah, I'm saving you from like a long one.

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