Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the Podcast, we're studying

being social by being social. Today's episode is brought to you by wild gifts. I'm talking gifts,

presents, little trinkets of joy, that your students, a child, a parent, or the whole Fang

family got you at one point in time. I have some hilarious submissions that I'm going to read to you

later on in the podcast, but right now, I just want to vent for one friggin' second, okay? I don't

know why on God's Greed Earth, I thought that it was a great idea to move directly across the street

from a boys and girls club, but let me tell you what, when the school year ends, I put my summer hat

on and I am not a teacher in the summer. The screaming, the yelling, the romper room that is going

on outside my bedroom window when I'm trying to take a nap. It needs to end, but you can't take

the teacher out of the teacher. I think you see what I'm trying to do here, the workers. We're

going to call them workers because they're sure as hell not teachers. I'm pretty sure this is

like their college job or some shit. They don't have a damn clue what they're doing. These kids are

over here running the show. I'm watching it from my rooftop. It's taken everything for me not to

go over there and hit them with the one, two, three all eyes on me, okay? Get this shit in shape,

okay? You're in time out and no, you're on the wall. On the wall for the next two minutes. Oh,

you asked if you can get off the wall and I'm adding another minute. That's when you get them,

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