Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Before we get into it, I want

to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

Delhi, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll

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Real Housewives of New York, Season 13, Episode 1. Wow. Okay. Let's preface this to everybody.

Oh my God. We're not real housewives people. We're just TV people, but I know that

real housewives has this like culty following behind it, where people know so much about

it. And they've been watching it for like 20 years. We're not, we're not those people.

So clock us on whatever we say. We're going to accept it. But the joy of what you get

to experience today is us talking about first time real housewives watchers.

I'm New York. I'm a new housewives. Here's where I had a problem. I'm having a frigging

garage sale. I'm hauling my fat ass up and down the stairs with all this shit.

I'm selling crap for a dollar. I sit down and watch the housewives. I said, you got

to be frigging kidding me. They're having lunch in the Hamptons and shit. And I'm thinking,

we're going to have no fucking garage sale. I was not in the mood. I was in the mood for

this shenanigan. You're like, I'm working my ass off and here are these

hos over here doing this that in the old getting. So I put myself in the right frame of

mind and had a little difficulty. But anyway, because there's nothing real about these

housewives, okay? You said it. You said it. Okay. Anyway, let's just get back to some

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