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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Wild Horses Return: Lauren Lapkus, Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland, Erin Whitehead

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2014

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Wild Horses Return - Lauren Lapkus, Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland, and Erin Whitehead all return as Wild Horses on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! Listen as they show us what being apart of their book club would be like, search for the world's fastest toilet paper roll, explore the life of a one-eared woman, and much more. Be sure to watch many of the stars of improv4humans on the new Hulu series Hotwives of Orlando. This is some funny shit and it's all available now on Hulu Plus. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

This episode was sponsored by Cards against Humanity. They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show!

0:06.0

I want to talk about internet war later though.

0:09.0

Good. Why aren't there more of those real ones?

0:13.0

Right.

0:14.0

Are people arguing on it?

0:16.0

Yeah. Where they're sincere.

0:18.0

Yeah.

0:19.0

I think there are a lot.

0:21.0

Yeah. I mean, I don't get involved.

0:23.0

Who?

0:24.0

Some guy tweeted a satirical joke about how to talk to women about sports.

0:29.0

And he sort of phrased it like a men's article.

0:32.0

And at first glance, I guess if you didn't follow him, you might go, what?

0:35.0

Except you did it in the tone of like, how you would treat a bear.

0:38.0

So it was like, throw out, throw things at their noses, run the other way.

0:41.0

Don't show fear.

0:42.0

Like it was clearly not.

0:43.0

Right.

0:44.0

And a woman was like, for a UCB writer, this is incredibly unfunny.

0:48.0

Welcome to the 21st century. Why don't you join us there?

0:51.0

And he, and do you know both the people?

0:54.0

I followed the guy. I only happened to see his response.

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