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🗓️ 1 October 2014
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
0:04.1 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
0:07.0 | Enjoy the show! |
0:09.0 | In broth for humans, live at contrast. |
0:16.0 | Hey, guys! |
0:24.0 | This is more dramatic lighting than last year, isn't it? |
0:27.0 | Welcome! Welcome! You guys know how it works. |
0:30.0 | Why don't we just jump right into this? |
0:32.0 | Let's just get a word right away. |
0:34.0 | We're going to hear that word, talk about it, and get into some scenes. |
0:37.0 | Anything, word. |
0:39.0 | Apartment? See, that's a perfect monologue. |
0:42.0 | I have many apartment stories. |
0:44.0 | Exactly, that's why I've always lived in awful little places in my youth, |
0:50.0 | because I was poor. |
0:52.0 | And the one I lived in in Milwaukee was $250. |
0:55.0 | It was a studio apartment. |
0:57.0 | And I lived next door to a prostitute. |
1:00.0 | And there was no buzzer on the building. |
1:02.0 | They had no buzzer. |
1:04.0 | So when people wanted to go see the prostitute, they had to knock on her window. |
1:07.0 | Her name was Holly. |
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