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improv4humans with Matt Besser

LIVE from LA Podfest 2014 w/ Ian Roberts, Lauren Lapkus, Horatio Sanz

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2014

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from LA Podfest 2014 - Ian Roberts, Lauren Lapkus, and Horatio Sanz join Matt Besser for a spectacular improv4humans recorded LIVE from the LA Podfest 2014! Equating sex to chinese food, encountering cocaine users in a bathroom, a live theatre experience complete with real dead bodies, and Lauren’s cookie time are all explored in an episode you won’t want to miss! Be sure to watch many of the stars of improv4humans on the new Hulu series Hotwives of Orlando. This is some funny shit and it’s all available now on Hulu Plus. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Photos courtesy of Sam Varela.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

0:04.1

They asked us not to read an ad.

0:07.0

Enjoy the show!

0:09.0

In broth for humans, live at contrast.

0:16.0

Hey, guys!

0:24.0

This is more dramatic lighting than last year, isn't it?

0:27.0

Welcome! Welcome! You guys know how it works.

0:30.0

Why don't we just jump right into this?

0:32.0

Let's just get a word right away.

0:34.0

We're going to hear that word, talk about it, and get into some scenes.

0:37.0

Anything, word.

0:39.0

Apartment? See, that's a perfect monologue.

0:42.0

I have many apartment stories.

0:44.0

Exactly, that's why I've always lived in awful little places in my youth,

0:50.0

because I was poor.

0:52.0

And the one I lived in in Milwaukee was $250.

0:55.0

It was a studio apartment.

0:57.0

And I lived next door to a prostitute.

1:00.0

And there was no buzzer on the building.

1:02.0

They had no buzzer.

1:04.0

So when people wanted to go see the prostitute, they had to knock on her window.

1:07.0

Her name was Holly.

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