Why You Should Quit The Dating Apps Despite Being Single

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🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	Abby, is it true?
0:02.7	You're giving up dating apps for good?
0:06.3	I hate to be the girl that cried, delete.
0:10.1	Because you've done it before.
0:11.5	Yes, you have.
0:12.3	We've been here before.
0:13.1	The first time was against my will.
0:15.3	The last time, Bert was dangling $1,000 in front of my face saying,
0:19.6	here, kitty, kitty.
0:22.3	You give up men. I'll give you $1,000 in front of my face saying, here, kitty, kitty. You give up men.
0:24.0	I'll give you $1,000.
0:25.8	And there's nothing I love more than money.
0:28.2	Give me a favor.
0:28.7	Like your lip, you get some yogurt on there.
0:29.9	I told me, this yogurt got everywhere.
0:32.1	It's on my sweatshirt.
0:33.3	It got in my hair.
0:34.3	I don't know what is happening.
0:36.8	I was hungry.
0:37.5	I was trying to give my protein in.
0:39.5	Anyway, so I have been through this once before where this time last year, Bert was encouraging
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