Why Would You Post This Online?? | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 25 January 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes it feels good to confess something...sometimes you should take the secret to your grave.
0:00 Intro
2:03 I shit my pants during a job interview https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1cifhj7/i_shit_my_pants_during_job_interview_last_week/
7:12 I understand my bf's native language and he doesn't know https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1b50r8w/my_boyfriend_doesnt_know_that_i_understand/
16:06 My ex's gf blames me for ruining her engagement https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/18v9wj5/i_made_a_comment_to_my_ex_husband_when_we_signed/
25:36 I stole from a museum https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1f1amhl/i_stole_from_a_museum_as_a_child_and_i_dont_mean/
34:55 My husband sleeps with his ex wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/1btga2x/married_mistress_left_vacancy/
40:43 I threw an adult doll along the roadside https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1d6jvcn/i_threw_a_adultdoll_along_the_roadside_there_were/
46:14 My MIL cut my hair in my sleep https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1h7kbql/my_motherinlaw_cut_my_hair_in_my_sleep_because/
59:20 I bought my sister's wedding dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1fnktxa/i_bought_my_sisters_wedding_dress/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is Confessions. We have some spicy |
| 0:07.7 | confessions today and I'm joined by two people who have confessions to make. Just kidding. |
| 0:14.1 | I lie. I'm on my driver's license says I'm 6.5 but I lied about it. I'm 6.4. |
| 0:19.6 | Oh that's crazy. I just when I just, when I got it, |
| 0:22.8 | when I got it, I just said, hey, I'll just give myself room to grow, you know, just in case I can |
| 0:27.8 | grow a late extra inch, you know? That's pretty same. Get that hashtag extra inch. I'm sorry. |
| 0:35.8 | I'll give a confession. Okay. |
| 0:42.5 | Now that I know that this is a very successful podcast, I'm extra nervous today. |
| 0:45.8 | What did you, had you not? |
| 0:47.8 | I knew, but I didn't know. |
| 0:49.4 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:52.0 | I had another, someone came up to me. |
| 1:13.3 | I was at Mythical yesterday, and one of the editors came up and he was like, yo, he's like, my wife, like, listens to Reddit story. She had no idea. It was like, smosh related or anything. I think everyone calls us just Reddit. Yeah, and he was like, she was listening to it. And I was like, oh, I know Trevor. Like, he's on that. He's just, like, listening to him in the car. So, another. It's definitely odd because when we're filming |
| 1:11.2 | It's just such a chill little time |
| 1:13.3 | And it's such a smosh video to me |
| 1:15.5 | Yeah |
| 1:16.0 | And I forget that not smosh videos are also other things |
| 1:19.8 | Like Reddit podcasts |
| 1:21.3 | You know it's like two things in one it feels like |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah it's a trip |
| 1:24.7 | Yeah it's scary man a lot of pressure |
| 1:26.7 | It is a lot of pressure it is a lot of pressure zone don't forget |
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