The Most Unhinged Dating Stories | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 18 January 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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The stories people tell...
0:00 Intro
0:56 The guy I'm dating has a shrine to my ex https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1h4nd1h/the_guy_im_dating_36m_has_a_shrine_to_my_37f/?rdt=61754
15:53 My bf grabbed a stranger's ice cream https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/cf06ay/my_28f_boyfriend_29m_grabbed_a_strangers_ice/
26:25 My mom's new fiance wants me to call him dad https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1gyjajp/my_35m_mothers_58m_new_fiance_wants_me_to_call/
43:10 My wife wants a divorce because I dream about my first love https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1h689pc/my_m_31_wife_28_wants_a_divorce_because_i_live_an/
56:26 I created a 1:1 scale puppet of my bf https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1bkot3o/i_23f_created_a_11_scale_puppet_version_of_my/
1:09:23 My husband is going on a "gaycation" with his brother in law https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1h142f9/my_42f_husband_42m_has_informed_me_he_intends_to/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. |
| 0:01.7 | I'm Shane and today's theme is all about some wild dating stories. |
| 0:06.7 | And I am joined by two people who I think have had wild dating lives, Tommy and Chance. |
| 0:11.2 | Woo! |
| 0:16.2 | You just kick him on the low down? |
| 0:19.0 | If we both did that, the couch would fall apart. |
| 0:21.3 | It just ripped it half. |
| 0:22.9 | You can do yours now if you want to. |
| 0:26.8 | Woo! |
| 0:28.4 | It's a good roller coaster right there. |
| 0:30.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:31.0 | So these stories apparently pretty wild. |
| 0:34.0 | That's great. |
| 0:34.8 | Apparently. |
| 0:35.7 | I mean, I feel like most of the dating ones are. People get crazy in love. Yeah. It's true. Okay. So we just go get right into it? Let's do it. Okay. I'm down for some wild stories. We know this first one's going to be good because it comes from Best of Redditor updates. Okay. Love it. It's gonna be a couple parts to this. The guy I'm dating, so 36 year old man, has a shrine to my 37 year old woman, ex-husband in his house. The guy I'm dating has a shrine to my ex-husband in his house. The guy I'm dating has a shrine to... The writer's ex-husband in his house. |
| 1:13.5 | You have an ex-husband. |
| 1:15.1 | You're dating me. |
| 1:16.5 | I have a shrine to your ex-husband. |
| 1:18.2 | Why? |
| 1:19.8 | I was married for seven years to a celebrity. |
| 1:23.2 | And there we go. |
| 1:25.7 | Celebrity, in quotes. |
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