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🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Boo! Friend and comedian Mano Agapion (Drag Her, We Love Trash) joins Nicole for a Halloween special with a creepy ghost story, a "psychic" sex criminal, funeral planning, and lipstick teeth. Mano recounts the chilling time he saw a ghost in Greece, the so-called astrologer who stuck a finger up his bum, and Nicole shares her plan for a funeral birthday where friends give eulogies while she lies in a casket. Plus, Nicole realizes she's too clingy in her relationship. it’s our most haunted episode yet. Happy Halloween!
See Nicole and Mano live co-hosting Bad Drag Race, on Nov 15th at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, if you want to watch this episode and see our cute little costumes, head on over to YouTube where this episode is available for your eyeballs! |
| 0:10.0 | The link is in that description, so use your eyeballs to read it and then click |
| 0:15.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:19.0 | Have you ever had one of those months where it feels like every single event lands all at once? |
| 0:24.7 | Like you've got a Halloween party, a friend's birthday, maybe a work thing, and suddenly you realize you have nothing to wear. |
| 0:31.9 | And sure, you could drop hundreds on a new outfit that you'll only wear once, or you could rent them all from |
| 0:39.3 | Newly. Newly is a subscription clothing rental service where you get any six styles each month for |
| 0:45.7 | $98. They've got hundreds of brands like reformation, free people, even fashion brand company, |
| 0:51.3 | which is my favorite to choose from. I love it because it's fun and I can |
| 0:55.1 | try new trends without the commitment. It saves me money and keeps my closet from exploding. |
| 1:01.3 | Plus, they've got inclusive sizing up to 5x and everything ships free, gets professionally cleaned |
| 1:07.3 | and comes in a reusable tote. So no plastic, no waste. And here's the best part. |
| 1:13.2 | If you rent something and end up falling in love with it, you could buy it at a discount. |
| 1:17.0 | So stop stressing over what to wear and start having fun with it. Newly is a great value at $98 a month |
| 1:24.1 | for any six styles. But right now, you can get $28 off your first month and newly |
| 1:28.6 | when you sign up with the code Date Me. Just go to NUU-U-L-Y.com. That's newly with two |
| 1:36.2 | U's and enter the code, date me to get $28 off your first month. That's N-U-U-L-Y.com, |
| 1:43.3 | newly with two U's with code date me. |
| 1:46.5 | Newly subscription clothing rental. Change your clothes. |
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| 2:02.7 | Can you do a slutty Elmo voice? |
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