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🗓️ 31 March 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, hello, I'm so excited to announce that I'm doing a live and virtual episode of this podcast. |
0:05.4 | Why won't you date me? It's April 5th live at the lesion in Los Angeles, but anyone in the world can tune in! |
0:13.3 | Tickets are on sale now at moment.co |
0:17.7 | slash date me and if you can't watch it live, huh? |
0:21.2 | It's no big deal. It'll be on video and demand for up to two weeks later. |
0:26.5 | It's gonna be a nice time. |
0:28.5 | I think you'll like it and you get your tickets at moment.co slash date me or check this episode description for details. |
0:45.6 | Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please tell me why? |
0:58.5 | Oh, baby! Welcome to another episode of why won't you date me? It's a podcast. |
1:07.4 | Remain a cold buyer is exploring the thematic things of love and shit. |
1:12.9 | Because I've done this up with this podcast for like five years and I can't figure out why I'm still single. |
1:18.8 | So now I'm just trying to figure out what love is. So my guest today, she's a comedian and actress and an |
1:25.3 | Emmy-nominated writer that you've seen in American Auto and the Daily Show. |
1:30.2 | You can see her in two new projects, Swarm on Amazon Prime, in a part that I was like, yes, bitch, yes. |
1:36.4 | Swarm, if you haven't seen it, I genuinely really fucking love it. There's a wild discourse on Twitter. |
1:41.3 | I don't really agree with it. I think it's entertainment. I think it was written in a way. I don't know. I, whatever, we'll get into it. |
1:50.1 | And I'm coming movie the black and I'm thrilled. She's here today. It is as my oh. |
1:58.1 | Oh my God. What a fucking intro. Listen, I love you. I think you're so wonderful and funny. |
2:05.0 | And I think back to one of our first interactions. It was at sweet chick. No, please do not say this. |
2:11.5 | Do not don't you fucking dare. I was oh my God. I fanned the fuck out over us this year. |
2:19.7 | And you guys are just trying to eat your fucking waffles and bacon. And I'm all like |
2:27.1 | I'm in love with you. But it was so nice. And I remember it. And then when I started seeing you pop |
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