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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Why Won't You Go Get a Transvaginal Ultrasound? (w/ X Mayo)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, hello, I'm so excited to announce that I'm doing a live and virtual episode of this podcast.

0:05.4

Why won't you date me? It's April 5th live at the lesion in Los Angeles, but anyone in the world can tune in!

0:13.3

Tickets are on sale now at moment.co

0:17.7

slash date me and if you can't watch it live, huh?

0:21.2

It's no big deal. It'll be on video and demand for up to two weeks later.

0:26.5

It's gonna be a nice time.

0:28.5

I think you'll like it and you get your tickets at moment.co slash date me or check this episode description for details.

0:45.6

Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please tell me why?

0:58.5

Oh, baby! Welcome to another episode of why won't you date me? It's a podcast.

1:07.4

Remain a cold buyer is exploring the thematic things of love and shit.

1:12.9

Because I've done this up with this podcast for like five years and I can't figure out why I'm still single.

1:18.8

So now I'm just trying to figure out what love is. So my guest today, she's a comedian and actress and an

1:25.3

Emmy-nominated writer that you've seen in American Auto and the Daily Show.

1:30.2

You can see her in two new projects, Swarm on Amazon Prime, in a part that I was like, yes, bitch, yes.

1:36.4

Swarm, if you haven't seen it, I genuinely really fucking love it. There's a wild discourse on Twitter.

1:41.3

I don't really agree with it. I think it's entertainment. I think it was written in a way. I don't know. I, whatever, we'll get into it.

1:50.1

And I'm coming movie the black and I'm thrilled. She's here today. It is as my oh.

1:58.1

Oh my God. What a fucking intro. Listen, I love you. I think you're so wonderful and funny.

2:05.0

And I think back to one of our first interactions. It was at sweet chick. No, please do not say this.

2:11.5

Do not don't you fucking dare. I was oh my God. I fanned the fuck out over us this year.

2:19.7

And you guys are just trying to eat your fucking waffles and bacon. And I'm all like

2:27.1

I'm in love with you. But it was so nice. And I remember it. And then when I started seeing you pop

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