Marrying for Tax Purposes (w/ Jeff Hiller)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and actor Jeff Hiller (Somebody Somewhere) reunites with Nicole to share how he met his husband on Chemistry.com, his experience acting on a reality TV dating show, and how a fight on Fire Island saved his marriage. Plus, Nicole reads the DM that lead her to deactivate a dating app.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast, Rermenical Buyers, exploring love, |
| 0:30.0 | You try to figure out what does it all mean? |
| 0:33.0 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian and actor. |
| 0:38.0 | You've seen them in American Horror Story Broad City, |
| 0:42.0 | Community 30 Rock, and so much more. |
| 0:45.0 | He now co-stars in somewhere returning |
| 0:50.0 | in the season 2 of HBO next month. |
| 0:53.0 | And I was very lucky to come up in the improv scene |
| 0:57.0 | watching this person be so funny all the fucking time. |
| 1:02.0 | It's Jeff! |
| 1:04.0 | Hello! |
| 1:06.0 | B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. |
| 1:10.0 | Thank you! |
| 1:11.0 | Thank you! |
| 1:14.0 | Jeff, I haven't spoken to you in so long! |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, thanks for having me. This is fun. |
| 1:18.0 | So this is like, honestly, delightful, dazzling, and I'm so excited. |
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