Why Won't You Die Already? w/ Holden McNeely

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🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill the tea on Wynnie becoming a diva and not understanding why she's not always the star! Holden calls out Jackie for daring to have a grey hair, and the "Eat, Pray, Love" author did an Eat, Pray, Love 2, where she plotted to murder her terminally ill partner, proving maybe she IS the problem! Plus Sophie Turner and Chris Martin are together which causes a massive yawn across the entrainment world. Mr. Fantasy released a NEW SONG, and errrybody says it's a BANGER! Then a list of celebrity parenting rules that make either a ton of sense or very little sense, followed by the blindz even HOLDEN can't guess! Jackie's Snackies starts an unplanned pickledicament 'round 1:10:38.401 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:16:03.459, and runs until 1:18:53.845! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	The year is 2012.
0:07.0	The setting, New York City.
0:10.0	There are a thousand stories in the Naked City, and this one is about blood.
0:16.0	Vampires are reeled.
0:18.0	They stalk the streets, feeding on the living, nobody is safe.
0:23.0	Join me, Henry Zabrowski, along with Jackie Zabrowski and veteran TRPG player Ross Bryant
0:28.9	for an actual play series set in the Vampire the Masquerade universe from the mind of Game Master
0:35.4	Jared Loker. This show will premiere on the LPNTV YouTube channel
0:40.4	starting on Wednesday, October 29th,
0:43.6	and will release on a weekly base.
0:47.1	People will down, then get back up and bite you.
0:50.5	Will my character succumb to the beast within?
0:53.5	Can Jackie navigate the Byzantine intrigues of the dam?
0:57.8	The future is a mystery.
1:00.3	All we know is, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
1:04.3	LPN RPG presents Bloodbath.
1:07.5	Every Wednesday on the LPN TV YouTube channel.
1:10.9	It all begins on October 29th.
1:13.7	Enjoy the mysteries.
1:15.7	Home, home, home, home, oh.
1:18.6	Oh, oh, oh.
1:21.6	The Oh, somebody met a wear Joe out in the Sookie Stack House wild, and I've been feeling throbby down under ever since.
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