Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:24.0	Oh boy, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:29.0	The podcast where I try to figure out how I'm single even though I will literally deep-throat your dick until I pass away.
0:43.0	My guest today, you know him from performing at UCB with White women. He's written for ghost and he currently writes for Brooklyn 999.
0:50.0	Boop-boop-boop-boop!
0:52.0	Carole Tart!
0:55.0	Hello!
0:57.0	Hello!
0:59.0	Out there in Radio Land.
1:01.0	Podcast Land.
1:03.0	There's a definite difference because the radio is music and then morning radio is a thing and podcast is just a bunch of talking.
1:13.0	A bunch of improvs and a bunch of talking.
1:15.0	Yeah, I like it.
1:17.0	Do you have a podcast?
1:19.0	Not currently no.
1:21.0	Frequent West.
1:23.0	Frequent West.
1:25.0	Frequent West.
1:27.0	We can go on a comedy bank bank or spontaneous nation.
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