Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss the latest cases of sexual assault in the entertainment industry. Be sure to check out Gabrus's podcast High & Mighty, on the Headgum network. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh boy!
0:24.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:28.0	A podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single!
0:34.0	Even though I will kiss your butt, Holy Link, your dick,
0:40.0	and not even at sport didn't it first?
0:46.0	My...
0:47.0	The only show that answers its question in the first line.
0:53.0	Yup, you're right, you're right.
0:56.0	It solved your fucking entire thesis in the first line of your episode.
1:02.0	That voice you're hearing is a treat of a friend!
1:06.0	You know him from Game Over Man!
1:10.0	You know him from...
1:13.0	Uh-oh, I should've looked up your credits.
1:15.0	I think you should know them off the top of your head.
1:17.0	It's only sadder because you're gonna only think of old ones.
1:19.0	You know him from Mailer Demon, the Harold team from 2005.
1:23.0	You know him from the law firm before they moved to the weekend, and you see me!
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