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I'm just gonna tell Melissa here and we haven't even heard the facts yet.

Don't jump to conclusions.

There were plenty of times where I was embarrassed about my apartment or embarrassed by my house or embarrassed by two or three

of my roommates that I didn't want women to come over to my place.

So it was kind of off limits, right? It's dirty.

Women's apartments in homes, they smell so good. Everything's organized.

And dudes are just trashy. We're just trashy. We're just trashy.

There's algae in the shower and I didn't want a woman to see all that, right?

Oh yeah.

You just be painting this picture like old man, it's disgusting.

So Melissa here is going out with the dude and everything's going great except his apartment is kind of banned from her and she's

starting to get a little curious if you're shady or not. Hey Melissa good

morning. Good morning. All right tell us about this dude, tell us about the

relationship and it could be nothing it could be nothing at all

Well, that's what I'm hoping for but I I think I've run into a little bit of a red flag with the guy I'm dating, but of course I'm also not sure if I'm just overreacting.

So I just started dating this guy.

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