Why Won’t The Bert Show Invite Kristin To Hang Out?!

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🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Is it something Kristin said? Have you ever noticed that all of your friends are hanging out with each other and you're not invited? Kristin has and she wants to know what's up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Show.
0:02.0	Hi, Kristen, you're starting to realize that, hey, it's you, maybe it's you, you're the problem,
0:05.8	it's you.
0:06.8	It's, hi, it's me, I'm the problem, it's me.
0:08.4	And now, listen, if I, I want you all to be honest, you don't need to be brutally honest, but I would like you to be honest,
0:15.9	and if I am making this about me by all means, call me out.
0:20.0	When it happens once, all right, happens twice, okay.
0:24.6	But by the fifth time, you have to start
0:27.3	wondering who the common denominator is,
0:29.2	and the common denominator is me.
0:31.0	Yeah, that's a track record then at five. Right? And there are two people on the show who are
0:38.1	causing me anxiety in my head over what I have done that people don't want to hang out with me, okay?
0:46.7	So I'm going to save them for last. Not one but two people on the show have done this.
0:53.0	Were they responsible for forming your personality?
0:55.0	No.
0:56.0	That's all me and only me.
1:01.0	All right, so I'm going to change names to protect the innocent.
1:05.0	So I've been texting with my friend Ben.
1:07.0	He and his partner got married recently, very excited.
1:10.0	They had a small intimate wedding somewhere else.
1:12.0	We want to celebrate with
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