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U Up?

Why Won’t My Friends Set Me Up? Ft. Fortune Feimster

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, Jordana and Jared start with a recap of their Halloween weekends and a warning to single people with the new iPhone. The first emailer asks how to handle a breakup with her boyfriend of 5 years when neither of them can afford to move out. J&J dish out the hard truths of the situation and her responsibilities as the dumper. The Awkward Sexual Encounter is a study abroad adventure. Later, a listener asks why his friends won’t set him up. As the resident set up expert, Jordana gives some potential reasons they’re not telling him, and Jared breaks down how his attitude toward dating might be playing a role. J&J are joined by Fortune Feimster to finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about exes on Instagram, Hinge profiles, and the wrong times to bring up your mom. Big Steve Fundraiser: https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-passing-of-big-steve-bouncer-at-comedy-cellar?member=2[…]campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=sms&utm_source=customer Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to you up. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Fried. It is so

0:08.4

good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? What's the

0:12.3

haps? What's the haps? It's been, I had a pretty boring Halloween. The highlight of

0:17.0

my Halloween was our episode that we recorded Wednesday before Halloween. That was the

0:21.0

highlight. Yeah, I'm happy to be a part of it. I didn't really do much. No, did you dress

0:25.0

up again? No, I didn't. We were invited to one party, but it was like, I'm Long Island,

0:30.5

I was like, fuck that. Right. So, fuck those suburban losers. But it's funny because I do feel

0:37.4

like Halloween is like to the childless kind of feels like in your early 30s and does feel

0:44.9

a little bit like Valentine's Day when you're single. Because there's so many, like it's like

0:49.1

a four or five long day like shoving of like all the little and it's cute. This is interesting.

0:57.0

In the beginning, I really like it. It's like, oh, it's a little skunk. It's like so cute. Right,

1:01.4

the kids are getting dressed up. Yeah, they're adorable. And then by like actual Halloween,

1:05.9

you're like, all right. That's not that baby pumpkin. That's I don't need to see your whole

1:14.0

fucking family dress up. I don't need your kid in the wheel, Borrow. I need to see your kids candy

1:21.2

hall. Yeah, I mean, that sounds crazy and bitter. But like, it does. Shouldn't they be naples?

1:27.1

I don't know. Is your feet like look like that? So it is. My feet does look like that. It's

1:31.5

interesting. You know, it is like, it is so interesting because it's like your, we get these views

1:39.4

of the world via this like one little keyhole of social media. Yeah. And then the keyhole,

1:46.2

the view of it keeps changing. Some people's keyholes just looking at hot chicks,

1:52.3

where being a sexy fucking, yeah, butts and boobs and sexy, you know, elf on Halloween. Like,

1:58.7

I don't know. And then some and then all of a sudden, it moves across the screen. It ages.

2:05.0

Yes. And it's like, you know, it's like those Disney cartoons from back in the day. They would

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