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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Why we didn’t kiss on New Year’s Eve

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.02.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:20.2

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0:27.7

of Slack Business Plus. Happy New Year, Phil. Happy New Year. Guess who didn't share a kiss?

0:34.8

Us. No, we didn't. Heartbreaking. We missed New Year's because we were stuck in a taxi. It was not my fault. You're about to say it was your fault, Phil. I like that you're preempting that when it was entirely your fault because Phil got a stain on his shirt, and it is as bad as you're imagining right now. We went out for a meal, I got cream all over my shirt. How'd you flip cream onto your own shirt? Look, it happened. We were going to our friends to watch the fireworks and I didn't want to turn up with a big white stain going on my shirt. It did look awful and Phil was in the bathroom for a while. We thought it was having issues. Apparently you were just scrubbing. I was vigorously scrubbing myself. Yeah, that's why the stain was there. And we were in a car, and we just realized we weren't going to make it in time. So I loaded up eyepleer to watch the fireworks on my phone. It was quite sad. And I thought, you know what, with the countdown, we could maybe, you know, still celebrate it a bit. We could have a nice little moment for ourselves. The problem is with the London taxi, you can completely see the driver sat at the front. And I was making direct eye contact with him the whole time. And it was like the homophobic dog meme. I just saw this guy just staring at me. In the rear view mirror. I know what you are. So I think I just gave you a little like... You did a little... Happy New Year. Yeah. Bro. Happy New Year, bro. And then the guy turns to us and is like, you off to pull some birds then. Birds. And I know what you're thinking? And this is when Dan and Phil stood up against assumed heterosexuality and said something. No, I just went, yep.

2:01.8

I wasn't in the mood.

2:03.1

We're like, we're mega gay.

2:04.1

We're gonna go pull each other, Paul.

2:07.3

That's how you get stains on your shirt.

2:08.7

Don't do that.

2:09.9

Dan and Phil, they started the ear by getting cock blocked and assumed to be straight.

2:13.7

Cock blocked. What we're gonna do in the back of the taxi?

2:16.0

Yikes.

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