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Oh, yes.

The Bert show.

show.

I have been in the ER early morning, three, four in the morning.

You better be damn near death or you're getting pushed to the back of the line.

You're going to wait and wait and wait. Is that what happened to you?

They got you right? They're speedy. Yeah. Okay. Real good. All right. Yeah. Well, quite a quagmire was

had this past weekend. I think you find yourself in quagmire's rather than having quagmire

correct? Well I don't know it's his age he's going through the quagmire phase of his life.

Yeah I've got a quagmire.

So this weekend I went I did my pilgrimage back to Millageville where I went to

college and for the biggest event of the year called Deep Roots, which is it's like a street fall festival.

It's the biggest thing that ever happens in Millageville. They just shut off all the roads and you drink beer.

That's as good as it gets over there. They just shut off all the roads and you drink beer.

It's as good as it gets over there.

So I wanted to go back.

It's always been the best time.

So I went and stayed with my old roommates who are still in college there.

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