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🗓️ 17 July 2025
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The There's this old joke. |
0:33.8 | A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. |
0:36.7 | When he gets to the pearly gates, God says, |
0:39.2 | Welcome. |
0:41.0 | You can ask me one question. |
0:42.5 | I'll tell you anything you want to know. |
0:44.9 | The guy says, I have to know. |
0:47.8 | Who really killed JFK? |
0:50.1 | God says, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, and he acted alone. The man pauses for a moment and looks up and says, |
1:01.1 | wow, this goes even higher than I thought. On July 7th, the FBI and the Department of Justice |
1:09.8 | released a memo detailing the findings of a, quote, |
1:13.7 | exhaustive review of investigative holdings relating to Jeffrey Epstein. |
1:18.3 | This review of more than 300 gigabytes of material, they said, revealed no incriminating client list. |
1:25.6 | There was also no credible evidence found that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals |
1:29.6 | as part of his actions. |
1:31.8 | We did not uncover evidence he could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties. |
1:36.9 | And it went on to say that after thorough investigation, FBI investigators concluded |
1:41.7 | that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City on August 10, 2019. |
1:50.4 | The memo goes on to explain why further files will not be released by the Trump administration. |
1:56.1 | Information related to Epstein's victims is, quote, intertwined throughout the materials. |
2:01.9 | It says, |
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