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People have heard.

We're truly the chance. People of Earth, your parents have to be destroyed. Wait, you, that's ch'on-spirachi.

Apache's taboole, a part of you I'm your host, Adam Todd Brown. Joining me as co-host, Connor McSpadens here. How's it going, man? Well, you've heard of paid protesters meet paid podcasters. We are raking in the dough this episode. Funded by the Soros

establishment. God, that would be nice because he has so much money. And why wouldn't he want to

take it to the great and powerful medium of podcasting that swayed our last presidential election.

Absolutely. We are just joking, though. Don't throw us in Guantanamo Bay. Yeah, it's just a satire

podcast. Nothing on the show is true. Yeah. I mean, except all the shit we say about the government.

That's all very true. But we don't mean it. Yeah, of course not. We're loyal patriots. It's an Alex Jones kind of thing.

It's just entertainment. We're fans of the government. And this is how we express our fandom.

Yeah, yeah. Playful ribbing. It's kind of a honeypot operation. We know if people are listening to us,

then they're probably opposed to the government. And, you know, that's our business model, is turning over our subscribers to the Gestapo.

Yeah.

Hopefully it won't have to be someday.

We'll just have to shut down the podcast once that becomes the law.

But until then, we are freewheeling, free speeching, podcasting bros.

That's right. Let's do a hot 20 on vaccines.

Yeah. Me and Connor went to a concert. We saw Devo in the B-52s and it fucking ripped.

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