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boy, you're the chan-spirachi,

the show.

A part of you've been the chan-piraci of the race.

With you all roast, Adam Toy Dobrown.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm your host, Adam Todd Brown.

Joining me as co-host, Connor McSpadens here. How's it going, man? Unidentified flying co-host. Oh, ho. God damn right. We're talking about the UFOs. I mean, I know I don't want to dead name them or anything. Yeah, don't misgender them, Adam, please. We're supposed to call them UAPs now. Because not all unidentified craft fly as we're going to learn. We can't be targets of the Trump administration and the goddamn Galactic Federation.

Exactly. That's not a good way to start a life. Yeah, we've been in the midst of doing George Soros

episodes, and we'll finish those up probably next week. And we're going to

tie it all together here. You don't think he's just funding paid protesters on Earth. He's run out

of protests to fund on Earth. He's funding him on Mars, Jupiter, all over the goddamn place.

Yeah, these crafts don't make themselves. They have to be funded by some shadowy space Jew who makes the lasers and everything also probably.

Even more space and Jewish than George Lucas himself could come up with.

So for some reason, the past couple months have been highly active when it comes to UAP news and information.

Just a reminder, UAP, unidentified anomalous phenomena, because again, they don't all fly now.

Sometimes they're in the water.

Anomalous, one of the funest words to say.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Anomalous. One of the funest words to say. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one.

Anomelif phenomenom. The first story I want to talk about, this is the one that gave me the idea

for this episode. It happened on September 23rd initially, but still kind of an ongoing

situation. By the way, this guy's life, this is what I want

my retirement to be. Some people are like, I want to be on the Italian coast, putting my feet up,

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