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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, bugleers and welcome to issue 4,000 and 95 of the Bugle audio newspaper

for a visual world for the week beginning Monday,

the 4th of February 2019.

If you can believe that and can we believe even that or our date,

just another part of the global conspiracy of lies.

It's time even real.

Well, we don't have time to discuss that,

which now starts to look a little bit suspicious to me, very convenient for time.

What has it tried to hide apart from the past, present and future?

Obviously, I don't know, I guess.

Again, I am Andy Zoltzmann and I am in Solford, England in a hotel room with a picture of a

microphone on the wall, but joining me from London, not in a hotel room with an actual microphone

in a studio, it's Alice Fraser.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugleers. How are you?

I'm well, thanks.

Well, I say I'm well.

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