The 49ers lost the Super Bowl.

Yep.

I'm upset.

Are you?

And I'll tell you why.

All right.

I'm curious, because I don't think you're a fan of either team, but I know you're, I know producer Ben, usually he is a huge fan of 49ers. You're correct, Leo. I have no allegiance to the red and gold. That's good. Those are the colors, right? Yeah, I believe so. You know what I like about the 49ers?

What?

Named after their minors or, you know, their working class? I have no passion for the minors of 49. No, Leo. What's the nickname I've said about their quarterback? I believe you've called him, what, Jimmy Garoppolo? Yeah. I don't remember. What is it? The pussy dragon. Ah, theussy Dragon, yes. Yes, you did go on the Pussy Dragon. It's true. Jimmy Garoppolo, the Pussy Dragon and I are kindred spirits. Why's that? Jimmy Garopolo has sex with porn stars. Nice. I've never done that. You want to. Very badly. Exactly. Right. if you, I believe if you had a checklist, you probably do because you're a crazy fuck, that would be one of them. It's one of them. Yeah. Nice. Jimmy Garoppolo sexually harassed a sports reporter. Yeah. Yeah. Aaron Andrews, right? Correct. Nice. Yeah, you told me that. That was cool. That's, again, something I've never done, but something I could see myself doing. For sure, of course you would.

If I was on video and there were a sports reporter nearby. Yeah, because you'd be a little sauced up, especially after a, maybe that a championship, you know, for sure. Lastly, Jimmy Garoppolo is universally and undeniably handsome. He's very handsome. Good smile, Italian kid. Of course. That's me. Good hairline. That's the first thing, universally across cultures. You think like anybody that sees you thinks a kid's handsome? I don't care if I'm in Paris, France, or sub-Saharan Africa. I was going to ask, do you think in Africa? Like, what if you're just, what if you were one of the, like, running a marathon with a bunch of Kenyans? And you're thinking that only Kenyan fans, because this was in Kenya as a qualifying match to come to the United States, you think the Kenyan fucking population, regular population that lives in huts and whatnot, you know, third world country, whatnot, they're going to look at you and think, wow. Leo, I'll do you one better. Forget Kenyans. The people who have the plates in their lips and the bunch of gold rings on their neck to make them like ostriches. Those people would find me idyllic. All right. Facially. All right. You're in fucking the middle of Antarctica. You're fucking wearing a hood. Like you're wearing like a fucking like skin. The emperor of penguins would be lining up to suck my dick. The emperor of penguins would be lining up to suck your dick. I'm the emperor of Antarctica. You walk into an igloo. You take off your hood. It's all Eskimos. Like I'm talking, they don't speak a lick of English. They've never even seen a white man up close. You take your fucking hoodie off. You got your mullet. They're attracted to you immediately. I don't think any Eskimos live in Antarctica. Leo, unfortunately. You don't think so? You're unpopulated by human beings. I'm actually quite positive about that. I'm pretty sure there is a population. There's some people in Antarctica. Producer Ian is working the board for us today. Yes. Producer Ian, give me a thumbs up or a thumbs down if there's any indigenous people in Antarctica. He knows. God, damn it. Who lives in Antarctica? And you could tell Ian went to college and know some stuff. The scientists and fucking people study. The point is, if there were people there, they would find me attractive. Like people would find Jimmy G. attractive down there. Here's why I'm upset. Jimmy G. Jimmy G is the pussy dragon. He's my guy. He's my kindred spirit, my soulmate in the NFL. The 49ers lost yesterday not because of his performance, but because of the terrible performance of a linebacker named Kwan Alexander. You're blaming the loss on Kwan Alexander? I'm blaming the loss on a linebacker. Gotcha. It's controversial. A lot of pundits don't do that. They don't lay the blame on one defensive player like that. He's just a cog in the, you know, the defense. But why are you blaming him? The girl I'm dating, she has a who got fucked by Kwan Alexander lately. Lately. What's the last time? Lately is within three weeks. Holy shit. Had sex with Kwan Alexander lately what's the late late last time is within three weeks holy shit had sex

with Kwan Alexander and here's how it went down oh my god okay you want to hear about this yeah this is

juicy kwan Alexander rents a room at the four seasons hotel up in the bay area okay he shows up with a

bottle of 1942.

Is that the tequila?

Yeah.

And I guess he proceeds to get absolutely shit-faced drunk.

Okay.

He's been out of the, out of football with some sort of injury all season.

If we had producer Ben here, he would tell us in a heartbeat what the injury was.

Sure.

This is right on the eve of his recovery.

He's going to be in the playoffs.

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