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The Leo & Danny Show

Rusty Trusty

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Danny and Leo discuss Danny's most depraved phase, the best UCLA bathroom for blowjobs, and Ben joins the show for an interview about his current love affair.

 

Danny's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/dannymullenofficial

Leo's YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTcsKnU0T_g7sLNvwVzpDg

Danny's IG: @DannyMullen

Leo's IG: @Leofdot

Danny's Twitter: @DannyMullen

Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're back.

0:00.5

Hey, uh, rest in peace, Kobe Bryant. That's real sad. Blah, blah. Buy my merch. Where is it? Holy shit. You insensitive son of a bitch. The world is torn apart by this, Danny. Some are saying this is the most tragic of all sports heroes lost so quickly and so arbitrarily. I grieve more for the loss of Ruman because I ended his career. Oh, you sick bastard. I ended his career in New York and here's proof. New York Sunfish hoodie linked in the fucking description. Pretty sure you got him a lot of the Danny fans, man. A lot of those guys, they appreciate him now, you know? They DM them and they say they like them now. Who tells you that? It's Ruman.

0:38.0

Because he's told me that a few, there's some Danny fans out there that'll appreciate him. Appreciate who he is. Good for Ruma. I was going to ask you about what you thought about this whole Kobe Bryant thing. But I was, to be honest, I was really going to, I was worried about what were you going to say. I was going to lay into room on there, but I'll back off that and I'll talk about Kobe.

0:57.1

The thing about Kobe.

0:57.1

The thing about Kobe isn't about Kobe.

1:00.6

Okay.

1:01.1

My beef is with small aircraft.

1:03.3

Oh, here we go.

1:04.1

And what?

1:04.5

They're not safe.

1:05.2

I've been developing this theory for a long time.

1:08.7

The laundry list of our greatest people that have died on air music.

1:15.4

Let's talk just music right now.

1:17.2

If I could lock down this fucking mic stand.

1:19.9

All of Leonard Skinnerd, Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, Randy Rhodes, Ricky Nelson.

1:30.2

The list goes on and on. I know, Stevie Ray Vaughn, one of the greatest guitarists of all time. And that was, they were all small aircrafts.

1:34.4

All small aircrafts.

1:35.5

And buddy, why would you leave off Alia?

1:38.1

Aaliyah, perhaps the most talented of all. All of the In-N-Out executive board.

1:43.0

Really? Right now, In-N-Out is being run by a pill-addicted whore who's been married three times. How do you know she's pill-addicted? It talks about it on a Wikipedia article. Really? It talks about her pill addiction. Does it say she's a whore also? Or is that your assumption? Married three times, divorced within the year. So you think she's bad? How many guys in between each marriage is she banging to be considered a whore? What if she only slept with each guy? Leo, let's find a magic number on that, the golden number, if you will. Between marriages, what is the average number of men that abroad fucks? I would say, I would say at least they kind of try to jump on 10 to 12 cocks. I'll take 10 to 12 cox. 10 to 12 cox. And she's not a whore or she is a whore if she's sleeping with 10 to 12 guys between marriages? Well, I haven't looked at the Wikipedia article in a while, but she was married, I think, once every year or two. So we're talking she's fucking a guy every month of the year. Okay. So she's at least getting drunk. Is she drunk? Is it the same guy? I mean, what if it's like a guy that she calls? Like her rusty trusty. You ever rusty trustee? No. You've never had a rusty trustee. What's a who calls it a rusty trustee? what does that mean? I don't know. I heard that term once, but I like, you know, it makes sense. Like, for example,

2:54.2

it's like,

2:54.7

yeah, You've never had a rusty trustee. What's a, who calls it a rusty trustee? And what does that mean? I don't know. I heard that term once, but I like, you know, it makes sense.

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