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Yeah, yeah, we'll see how long that lasts.

Good evening, everyone.

So President Trump was spotted at Walter Reed, where he underwent his annual physical.

And it was there that a brave Secret Service agent took a finger for the president.

Some sad news. The man who founded 7-Eleven in Japan has died at the age of 93.

Funeral arrangements have yet to be made,

but for now his body will be slowly rotating

on a hot dog machine.

Harvard researchers have created an artificial vagina on a chip.

What?

Yeah.

Scientists are calling it the worst snack ever.

Look it up.

Lions Gage just dropped a first look at Mel Gibson's The Resurrection of the Christ.

The original title was, I know what you did last supper.

And if you've already seen it, do not tell me the ending.

No spoilers.

Scientists discovered a fish that escapes danger by swimming up a manta ray's butt hole.

In a related story, he'll never guess who is getting surgery to look

like a

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