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Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com. I know. I know. I know. Why wouldn't you cheer? Good evening, everyone. So Joe Biden is suing to prevent the release of audio tapes he made that were part of the her investigation of his potential mishandling of classified documents. It's nice to see Joe trying to prevent the release of something that isn't poop.

Long way for a poop joke, but I went there.

Comedian Pete Davidson said that when he was eight years old,

George W. Bush advised him to stay in college.

Even more remarkable, when he was 12 years old,

Bill Clinton told him the fat ones are crazier in college. Even more remarkable when he was 12 years old,

Bill Clinton told him the fat ones are crazier in bed.

Sweden's parliament

has officially banned marriages between close

relatives, causing some

couples to avoid that country for their

second honeymoon.

Thank you. avoid that country for their second honeymoon. NASA says that by 2032, hundreds of humans will be living in a city on the moon.

But they add by 2031, millions of humans will die horribly trying to live on the moon.

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