I once came to in a water fountain looking at a fish, a bit like the guy with the lobsters.

Were you the guy in the tank?

I wasn't.

Have you changed the name to Dave?

And this is actually your story.

I was lobster man for a day.

Yeah, a friend of mine woke up in the bucket of a digger one morning.

Lots of terrible stories about waking up in weird places.

That happened all the time.

My sister told me another story once of a guy that went to a party in Liverpool.

And when he woke up, he opened the curtains and he was staring at the Empire State Building.

That's the sort of thing that can happen in these drinking stupers, isn't it? You don't know what you're doing and it can go on for hours. That's the scariness of a blackout hay, Hamish. That takes the biscuit. That's unbelievable. It's true. Things like that happen. What about you? Well, that party one, looking for a party, just reminded me of one where I had a night out, so I was living in Sydney. And in London, I was a children's party entertainer, right? Does not surprise me. So I had a bag full of tricks. And when I moved here, I didn't have a job. I bought most of the equipment that you need to do children's parties, which is a tug of war rope, a colourful parachute, you know, a little bit sweets and all that sort of stuff. And I had a big night

out and I came back and my housemates heard me come in and then they didn't hear the door

closed. Yeah. And they went looking for me and it turns out I'd come in, picked up my children's

party stuff, gone to the neighbours house for having

a garden party and when they looked over the fence, I was there hosting a children's party

for the neighbours. In a blackout? Yeah, I had the parachute out. I was giving them team names.

Oh God. You couldn't remember it in the next night. No, I don't remember that, no.

Oh my God. So yeah, the party continued. Yeah, had a blackout of party recently. So all the boys in this friendship group had a party and all the girls did one. The girls wanted like a beautiful party. Everyone brought a plate of food. There was fruit in the fridge. Like they made cocktails, but it was quite a classy party.

Yeah.

The boys, the only food in the fridge was one stick of celery.

The whole fridge was booze.

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