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Hello and welcome to the Abroad Japan podcast. Probably the best way of going about life in Japan without actually being in Japan.

I'm your host Chris Broad, and we're joined as always by England's top Japan enthusiast.

He's back from Japan. This is the jet lag special. He's flown in especially from Japan for this one.

He's Mr. Pete Dawson. How you doing, Pete? Are you in line?

Help! I can't see anything. I just drove in for about an hour and a half and I can't remember

that anything about the journey really. And I'm hot and I'm tired and yeah, got back last night

at about four, two hour taxi journey through Russia out of home and yeah that really put the old

cherry on the on the old jet lag pie. You do put cherry on pies? I don't know, I'm jet lagged.

You said on the way, you say you don't remember the journey here but you told me you got

McDonald's on the way. I did get McDonald's on the way because I was very hungry and you know

post holiday, you come back and you go, right, I can't be eating family chicken for the rest of my

life. Get it together, Pete, you're 42. Why don't you start it in healthily so you go on the shop

and you buy some watermelon so you eat the watermelon and then there's no watermelon left and you decide

that you know what, watermelon's not that filling. So I think you do need a McTestie actually.

You really are jet lagged. I am. I'm off my edge. I'm high on something. I'm high on something.

But I've had three energy drinks today and I don't normally drink energy drinks. I'm very

much a coffee guy but I've had three energy drinks today and I feel like one's remarked about

those kind of like monster energy drinks. It's like drinking a tattoo and it is, it's colourful,

it's spicy, it's, it helps you see. As long as it's not, it's not prime, is it, you had monster?

It's not prime, no, pure sugar free monster. But yeah, I'm back from Japan. Chris, I've not been

Japan for like three and a half years. You haven't, this is the bronze band podcast and we've been

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