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Hello and welcome to the Abroad Japan podcast probably the best way of learning about life in Japan without actually being in Japan

I'm your host Chris Broadham. I join as always by England's top Japan enthusiast

He's about to go at long last on his holiday to Japan

Mr. Pete Donaldson himself. I got my plastic legs. I'm going to go on holiday

It's my song about going on holiday. I want to get out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here

So you're going with your plastic silicon legs my plastic silicon legs. This is serious. He serious stuff

He is a walking tattoo and he's worried about going in the hot springs public bath

It's it's the one thing people

Emile is about every single week on the show

They want to know what the rules are about tattoos. Yeah, just get yourself some silicon legs. That's my plan

So it just wraps over your leg. Yeah, it rolls over your leg. It's disgusting. What about that top half of your body?

I don't have any tattoos on the top half of my body. They're all on your legs. They're all on my legs. Why have you done that then?

Because back in the day it was the only muscular part of my body. I mean, that's still very much the case

It's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. You can arm wrestle. He's python's. Oh my goodness.

Sweaty. I once had my um, ampitalizer. Do you know that? Wait, what? What?

Oh, my what is that? It's a little uh, little thing that you know, everyone always finds quite interesting

Um, part of part around the water fountain with Pete Donaldson. Yeah, serious coming with

That's why I used to call my ampital. A lot of fountains. Um, yeah, I used to like sweat like for no good reason

Get up and there's be absolutely sweating like a pig and this is the height of summer. So it's still pretty bad

It's a dodgy lymph node, but instead. Yeah, it's just a blitter right is sweat glam. You got you can you can get like

Uh, injections. You like lip injections that last I get. Uh, what's it called?

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