New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. Hey, Rock, we are Klein Ali's show. I fear even admitting this out loud because I do not want to steal Ali's thunder as being the gross one on the show. although her and Jake kind of go back and forth on that title. I'm not the gross one. You won that gross off. I'm going to accept the fact. That's skewed results. Based on what I must share with you now, that I am definitely a contender, because for the third time this year, this calendar year, I have to shamefully admit that I have a lice

outbreak.

Oh my God, again?

In my household.

That is a you problem.

It's not a me problem.

Three times?

I personally do not have lice, have never had lice.

They don't like my head, and I don't have enough hair anyway anymore because of Blind Charlie cutting my hair.

But because of my kids or the school or whatever else is going on there, they have lice again.

And we have been dealing with this.

And I listened to some listeners who said, just put mayonnaise on their head.

Stop spending money and going to these professional places where they... are you ready to try some home remedies instead of try the mayonnaise thing i did

the mayonnaise thing and guess what uh they still had lice and a bunch their head was delicious and a bunch of

mayonnaise in their head so i went back now to this place another place not. You know, there was the first place.

I'm getting your lice places mixed up.

Did you get scammed at one of these places? Yeah, yeah. Or they made you want to join a club or something? Yes, yes, I joined the club. The lice club? I mean, I think you should just join at this point. If anyone's eligible, it's you. I was a member of the Lice Club, but then apparently after signing up for the Lice Club, someone told me that, I mean...

It doesn't exist?

No, no, no, it does exist. The Lice Club, you basically, it's like a year membership. It's like Soho House, but for bugs in your head. And people have to recommend you and stuff, and I got in. Everyone's hot in the Lice Club. Everyone is hot. To get in the Lice Club.

You had to get recommended?

No, I'm joking.

Someone has to nominate you.

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