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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Revenge Jizz & RIP Bill Bombay (FULL SHOW 6/2)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Ever done something stupid to get back at an ex? We heard some wild stories today, including one about a man who 'came' all over his ex's clothes and a woman who sold all her ex's belongings to their next door neighbor. Ellen Degeneres joined us on the show today (sort of) to host a Lez-off between Klein and Ally. Klein claims he's a better lesbian than Ally because of all the lesbian 'content' he's consumed over the years (aka porn.) A five-question showdown determined a clear winner. We heard perhaps the funniest old person voice during Old People Secrets today. A woman who attributes her long life to sugar and the Irish Times. Jake has some drama with his 'succulent girlfriend.' She's not happy about the Funner Summer Challenge where he was given the task of having a one night stand with a stranger. Is there trouble in not-paradise?

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

0:05.5

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course you can handle.

0:22.6

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K-Rock.

0:34.0

Hell yeah, good morning.

0:34.8

Welcome to your K-Rop on a Tuesday.

1:28.8

Vanessa, if you get Justin the Engineer on standby, all of our audio files for this morning show are deleting before our very eyes. Not even for this show, for every show. Oh, no! The whole... It's just erased on my end, too. Everything is gone. Did it really erase on your end as well? Yeah, it's off of my computer. I wonder if we're being hacked again. This company gets very hackable and they will pay the ransom. Or are we about to get fired? Maybe that's it. Maybe they're clearing up some space. Need them files back. We're about to play a bunch of stuff to get you ready for today's show, including all those go line calls over here. And apparently every file, one by one, it's kind of weird to see. It just started deleting. Oh, hold on. The name of the folder is changing, too. Big boy in the morning. Oh, Big boy! Damn, oh, upgrade. Get some quality here at K-Rock in the morning. The cowbell's there. Oh, his phone taps are coming in.

2:17.6

I can't. Sadly, we don't know what's going on. I'm that Luther, Lou Faye? Yeah, it's fun. We did have a big show plan for you today, but it's just all been deleted. There's a lot of audio-heavy stuff on the show today, too. Today was going to be the day that we brought back the Lezoff, hosted by everyone's favorite slash least favorite lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. The fact that she still agrees to do this for us is surprising. She doesn't have a lot of other stuff going on. No, she doesn't. I think she's still trying to get the public back on her side. So that was going to happen later today to figure out of Ali, the the actual lesbian, there's a better lesbian than me, the fan of lesbians. So that was scheduled for today. But all of this is TBD right now. This could be one of those shows like a Tip Boli show, or we don't know what's going to happen. Just bear with us. We do have tickets to give you, though. Those we must give away so we can send you to San Diego. Those haven't disappeared.

2:18.6

No, they have not.

2:19.5

We will send you there for a variety of bands that will be there at the old Petco Park that include but are not limited to, I don't know, who are they going to go see there. Sublime, slightly stupid. Pepper, it's going to be a great lineup. We'll get you to that show as well. And on of that we've just announced it but foo fighters in

2:35.4

Nashville we qualify you to win that the road trip USA that's coming up later this morning here on

2:41.3

k rock a lot of people excited that we started things with some metallica this morning what's going on

2:44.8

over there did miles the DJ die yes he died we're putting songs the only way we'd. The only way we could get some stuff on that you haven't heard in a bit.

2:52.8

I'm K Rock.

2:53.5

But don't worry.

2:54.3

We will go back to exactly what you'd expect right now as we give you Nirvana. Ah, ha. All is right with the world. It's comforting, isn't it? You need us.

3:02.1

Phones open, we think, at least for now, 800, 52067.

3:07.4

I think someone made a big mistake around here and accidentally deleted a lot of our stuff. Heads will roll at Krock. K' Rock, Kline Alley's show. Good morning. Welcome. If you're listening on Krock, hi, nice to meet you. Kline here, Allie there. DJ Omar Khan, Jake Znerd, and in the back room known as the Chicken Coop, you've got Vanessa

3:25.4

producing this thing and Postmaster Johnny taking those calls at 8005-2067. Also, good morning,

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