The Birch Show. We upload a lot of videos from the bird show every single day. So at first look, you're going to go, why is Abby in Mickey Mouse ears? You're also going to say, why does Mo have a piano strapped to his back and have sunglasses on?

Kristen, you're dressed very, very smartly. You and I almost dressed identically today. I know.

Are you wearing a bathing suit, though?

I am not wearing a baby suit, but I am in a tuxedo top with black shorts on.

So why are we here, Kristen?

Because the homework assignment for the Burt Show was to watch the Met Gala arrivals,

find inspiration from one of the attendees and try to replicate their outfit today on the show.

Because it is so avant-garde and it's very hucketure and a lot of people go above and beyond.

And so the homework assignment was try to find things around your house, things that you already have, and try to recreate their ensemble.

I will say you guys aren't there nearly, not nearly there yet.

But as you get older, you will start realizing the value of time.

And while you're doing things, you'll go, I can never have this time back.

And that's how I felt watching the Met Gallo red carpet last night on knee that pomp is.

What did I call it?

Hold on.

Duce chella is what I called when I was texting.

Because Bert texted me at 6.50 p.m., I hate you.

To which I responded, there are so many reasons why.

Can you narrow it down to one?

And he goes, Met Gala, other than that I love you.

On my deathbed, I'll remember you robbed me of this precious time.

And then he followed up with, what a bunch of douchebags at Douchella.

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